The Day My Butt Went Psycho

That's the title of the book I'm reading now. I was at the hospital awhile ago with my mom. No, nothing's wrong with my butt. My mom just asked me to go with her because she's forever feeling whoozy. Because I know that it'll take her forever to get in to see the doctor with the long line, I brought books to keep me entertained. I was reading The Alchemist, but I finished it, and still it wasn't my mom's turn. (It's a really great book. I highly recommend it, especially for ones who're losing hope in their dreams!)

Weird, right? From a deeply inspiring and soul-searching book into a really ridiculous, out-of-this-world, twisted, and yeah, psychotic book. When I started to read it, I wanted to throw it out the window so bad. I was feeling my IQ dropping to a very dangerous level. But hey, I asked my uncle to buy me this book abroad so I should just read it and get it over with. Can't waste that money, can I? So then I braced myself for the stupidest storyline ever --- butts unattaching themselves from their humans and forming armies to operate a volcano, which they call a BUTTcano, and take over the world and rearrange humans with butts for faces and faces for butts!

I have been warned in the first page. "....if you're just over 18, then put this book down!" Yeah yeah... I didn't listen. Haha! I got through the first chapter fine... I felt my head beginning to go light. Brain cells shrinking... Then chapter two came, and it was a bit better. MY brain juices didn't dry up. And then the thrid chapter got me reading faster. Now, I'm at the fourth chapter and I'm hooked! Haha! So now, I'm going back to reading and report to you what happens with the Butt-fighters!

P.S.
WWE on October!!! Tiff K over here says that people said that it's in November... Actually, I'm not 100% sure it's on October. Haha! Anyway, I'm sure that it's gonna be this year! So come on people, it's Smackdown's turn to go here. Hold off on your coup d' etats okay? I wanna be able to stalk them in their hotels! Maybe have a pic taken with my uber idol BATISTA and The Legend Killer Randy Orton... because he's hot. Haha!

Here come the BUM days!!!!

Hello everyone!!!

Gosh, I see that it's been almost 2 months that I haven't updated this thing... I'm terribly terribly sorry you guys...

I can't say that I've been busy the whole time. Half of the time, yeah, I'm up to my neck with papers and projects and stuff, the other half... technical problems. This old computer of mine is exhibiting signs of computer old age. I don't know what the matter is. First, my drive C's available memory gets used up super fast but I'm not saving anything in it. Then my browser got screwed up. I switched browsers, but the old one keeps on having pop-ups so I wanna uninstall it but I don't know how... Then everything just kept mulfunctioning. Programs won't work, there's this warning window that keeps popping up saying that Drive C:/.... blah.... this program has requested an immediate shut down... blah... I don't even know what that is.

And yeah, the people downstairs keep on knicking my keyboard so today being Sunday, they're not here, so I get to keep my keyboard and type for a whole day. :)

Anyway, how's everybody been? You know, even though I'm not around, you can just post on the shoutbox over there ---> I check it regularly...

Sometimes, one good post over there can get me updating like mad. Haha!

So now, I've got two and a half months of total BUM-NESS!!! Well, actually, I want to do lots of stuff this summer break like continue my guitar lessons from two years ago (I've forgotten everything already!), maybe take up photography... anything. And definitely earn some money. Smackdown is coming this October and I definitely want to be at the ringside this time! I wanna see BATISTA!!!!!!

The next good thing is that I have all the time I want to finish reading my whole UNREAD BOOKS CLOSET. Right now I'm still reading The Alchemist. I think I've been reading that for a month now... because of all the other reading assignments, didn't have time to really concentrate...

I wanna go to a nice beach somewhere, but I don't want my skin to get dark so...

Anyway, it's 5pm, WWE is on so I'll get back on blabbering later!