The Day My Butt Went Psycho

That's the title of the book I'm reading now. I was at the hospital awhile ago with my mom. No, nothing's wrong with my butt. My mom just asked me to go with her because she's forever feeling whoozy. Because I know that it'll take her forever to get in to see the doctor with the long line, I brought books to keep me entertained. I was reading The Alchemist, but I finished it, and still it wasn't my mom's turn. (It's a really great book. I highly recommend it, especially for ones who're losing hope in their dreams!)

Weird, right? From a deeply inspiring and soul-searching book into a really ridiculous, out-of-this-world, twisted, and yeah, psychotic book. When I started to read it, I wanted to throw it out the window so bad. I was feeling my IQ dropping to a very dangerous level. But hey, I asked my uncle to buy me this book abroad so I should just read it and get it over with. Can't waste that money, can I? So then I braced myself for the stupidest storyline ever --- butts unattaching themselves from their humans and forming armies to operate a volcano, which they call a BUTTcano, and take over the world and rearrange humans with butts for faces and faces for butts!

I have been warned in the first page. "....if you're just over 18, then put this book down!" Yeah yeah... I didn't listen. Haha! I got through the first chapter fine... I felt my head beginning to go light. Brain cells shrinking... Then chapter two came, and it was a bit better. MY brain juices didn't dry up. And then the thrid chapter got me reading faster. Now, I'm at the fourth chapter and I'm hooked! Haha! So now, I'm going back to reading and report to you what happens with the Butt-fighters!

P.S.
WWE on October!!! Tiff K over here says that people said that it's in November... Actually, I'm not 100% sure it's on October. Haha! Anyway, I'm sure that it's gonna be this year! So come on people, it's Smackdown's turn to go here. Hold off on your coup d' etats okay? I wanna be able to stalk them in their hotels! Maybe have a pic taken with my uber idol BATISTA and The Legend Killer Randy Orton... because he's hot. Haha!