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Friday, January 26, 2007

Stupid Short Story #3



One day, a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a zoophiliac, and a pyromaniac were talking in a psych ward.

sadist: I'm bored. Why don't we torture a cat?
zoophiliac: Yeah, we'll torture it and then f$@$ it!
murderer: We'll torture it, f@$# it, and then kill it!
necrophiliac: We'll torture it, f@#$ it, kill it, and then f@$3 it again!
pyromaniac: Yeah, then we'll burn the cat!



Then, everybody asked the masochist, "Why didn't you say anything?"

masochist: MEOW!

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