Somewhat Disjointed Thoughts While Watching WWE Breaking Point

First match: The Big Show and Chris Jericho vs. MVP and Mark Henry in a tag team match for the Unified Tag Team Championship

I'm glad whoever is responsible for the entrance music made a better remix of Jericho's and BIg Show's music. 

They allowed win via pinfall. Jericho and Show won. Show big right hand to Henry's jaw.

Match 2: The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston for the United states Championship

Miz delivered his usual pre-match speech in French. Hehe.

There were about what, a dozen near falls. Adik. The ref's hand must really hurt right now. Btw, Miz showed significant improvement. Good for him. 

Kofi wins via Trouble in Paradise and pinfall.

Hey, I thought ALL matches are submission matches?

Match 3: DX vs. Legacy in Submissions count anywhere (now the fun begins!)

Montreal screamed "You screwed Bret!" as DX performed their usual spiel. 

Really funny. 

Triple H acknowledged the crowd, then pointed at Shawn and said, "It's all his fault!" 

Haha. He kids. But they're both part of it. It's a long time ago. The funny thing is, after that, everybody cheers for them anyway. 

Everybody's still screaming "You screwed Bret" as the match went outside to somewhere else in the arena. 

Confusing. They're still bitter about the montreal screwjob but they cheer DX, and they boo Legacy. So what the hell do they want?

Triple H tapped out once on Cena. Did not like that. Pinfall is much more dignified. But as I said in a previous post, I believe Cena when he says he has no breaking point.

Micahels locked into a Figure 4 around a post by Cody Rhodes along with Ted DiBiase with the Million Dollar Dream. Triple H rolls out onto the ramp but was too late. Shawn tapped out.

I HATE it. DX is the best. Well, maybe they're building up these two. They really are talented boys. They are. But still.

It's DX! Two legends in one awesome team! Why would they want to take away from their impenetrable rebellious image?

That was a good, long match though. 

Match 4: Kane vs. The Great Khali in a Singapore Cane Match

These two have been at it since... I don't know. Can't remember. I think it's really awesome though, with all those singapore canes. I would really really like to see another Punjabi Prison match though. Batista Spider-man-ing out of that bamboo cage was absolutely magnificent. 

Khali + singapore cane = JUST RUN AWAY!

Kane from the top rope with a cane: an uncommon sight. 

Khali's little bro interferes by smashing a singapore cane over Kane's back. Did not do anything.

Kane chokeslams Khali and wins via pinfall. I don't know how he can chokeslam that mammoth of a guy.

Intermission: Eve interviews CM Punk; Jimmy Wang Yang interrupts by switching off the light just as the two were talking about the Undertaker. Hahaha. So freakin' funny.

Match 5: Christian vs. William Regal for the ECW Championship

I find William Regal extremely annoying. He doesn't even have any redeeming characteristic. Nothing. So he was the 2008 King of the Ring. So what. It's late 2009. Get over it.

Christian receives a super warm welcome from his countrymen. 

Vladimir Kozliv and Ezekiel Jackson get banned from ringside. I'm going to miss them.

After successfully countering several Killswitch attempts, Regal got nailed by one in the end and lost.

Match 6: John Cena vs. Randy Orton in an I Quit Match for the WWE Championship

In terms of popularity, these two are at par with each other. The boos and the yeys for each are more or less equal, which I think is great. 

This is a good match up. I am genuinely worried for both of them. They both have never quit before, but based on the two I Quit matches that I remember, it WILL get ugly. I have seen Cena looked all smashed up but Randy... He is indeed sturdy but I hope he survives this.

I think the hardest part here is having to talk while cringing in pain. Props for being able to have presence of mind under such pressure. 

Randy has handcuffs! Haha. Kinky, guys. 

"Do you wanna quit, Cena?" the referee asked.

"NO!" John spat into the mic with extreme annoyance. 

Randy's taking the handcuffs off. What do you have in mind, Orton?

Oh, he cuffed John's hands together. And now he hung him on a ring post. 

"You ain't passing out on me, boy!" Randy screamed at John as he splashed water on his face.

"Do you quit, Cena?" the referee asked.

Cena spat water on Randy's face as an answer.

Now Randy's spanking Cena's completely exposed midsection with a singapore cane. This is bordering on torture.

Ohh. Randy got hit with a Betlog buster (low blow)!

Now John is handcuffed to a turnbuckle. Come on, guys. I want you two chasing each other around.

My skin crawls every time Cena lets out a cry of agony.

Randy missed a steel chair hit. Cena slammed him onto the hard floor, took the key, and now Randy is handcuffed to John!

Cena gained momentum, got back into the ring, attempted an Attitude Adjustment then BAM. RKO.

STF!!!!!! While handcuffed!!!!! Randy quits!

The Champ is BACK!!!!!

I can't believe Randy quit though. Well, of course one of them had to. I still think he's good. Good heel (oxymoronic much?). Great match!

Cena celebrates by standing on a second rope and screams, "I DID NOT QUIT!" 

Hahaha. Yes, John, we know. The marks on his abdomen look really painful. 

What happens to Orton now? I wonder what he's got planned for a rematch.

Match 7: CM Punk vs. The Undertaker in a submission match for the World Heavyweight Championship

The Anaconda Vice is no match for Hell's Gate.

The Undertaker has never submitted and he never will. NEVER.

Here comes the Undertaker!!!

"He doesn't seem intimidated at all," said one commentator.

"Sometimes you can't judge a book by its cover," replied the other.

Everybody is intimidated by the Undertaker.

After a foiled attempt at an Old School. the Undertaker recovered and employed an out-of-nowhere Hell's Gate. Punk taps out!

Ah, great. Teddy Long brings up the banishment of the Hell's Gate. Match resumes. I want to KILL Teddy Long. 

PUTANGINA! ANOTHER MONTREAL SCREWJOB! TAKER DID NOT TAP!